Word Count: 5000
Pairing: Klaine/Santana
Summary: A game of seven minutes in heaven gets somewhat out of control, but that’s okay because it turns out Kurt doesn’t mind watching.
A/N: So once upon a time Katy asked me to write a graphic description of Blaine going down on a girl. So I did. Because I’ve always wanted to and hey why not. The title is from So Emotional and the fic is set somewhere during their college years, idk it doesn’t really matter. Very little plot, just gays having sex.

Dismantle The Sun
Bend My Body - WIP
Drink The Wild Air - WIP
Feel The Earth Move
Guilty Pleasures
Howl
Possession
Straight Laced
Smoke You Out
So Many Humans So Many Colours
Strut
Teach Me A Lesson
The One Who Knows Your Name
Who Taught You To Use Your Hands
Yearning
Till You Feel Daylight
Time Warp
Where The Sins Cry
The Tales Of 19 Kinks
Tonight We Are Young (ABV)
When Getting There Is So Much Fun (ABV)
Spread Out Against The Sky (KCB)
Let The Games Begin (HUV)
House Colours (HUV)
Common Ground (HUV)
If The Earth Mixes With The Sea (HUV)
The Neck Thing (CC)
Show Me Your Teeth (CC)
Strange Desires (CC)
Love you ♥
Happy Birthday Gabby ♥
Summary: They just want to get away. They’re tired of New York. They’re tired of deadlines. They’re tired of stress. They’re tired of the constant buzz and energy and they just want to have some time to unwind.
Finally, everything falls into place. They have a week off and Blaine’s just graduated from NYU. Afraid of joining the ‘real world’ of high work and stress, they escape for a week and take the time to revel in each other’s touch and love.Written By: cagedbirds, an-alternate-world, youmovedmekurt, pureklaination, unshutugal and cubbybuddies.
Art: crisscockfer Gif: christopherpcolf
Beta’d by: an-alternate-world
Word Count: 25k of pure PWP
Warnings: ALL THE WARNINGS. Threesome (Puck), Voyeurism, Showersex, Toys, Desksex, Face fucking, Versatile!Klaine, Mutual Masturbation, Light D/s + Powerplay, Orgasm Denial, Power-Bottom, Food Play, Somnophilia, Rimming, Dirty Talk, Spanking, Crossdressing, Bondage, Complay, Breathplay, Sweetsex, 69, Blowjobs, Hottubsex, unrealistic amount of orgasms. and exhibitionism. It’s porn.
Rating: hazard a guess at NC17?_______
Title: Spread Out Against the Sky
Word Count: 6500
Pairing: Klaine/Cooper
Warnings: um. incestuous threesome? also mild comeplay, drinking, probably vaguely unrealistic drawn out sex
Synopsis: The boys spend the weekend at Cooper’s apartment one winter. It should have been inevitable really.
A/N: I can’t help the fact that I love Andercest, and with Kurt it’s just even better. This kind of came from a conversation with neaf and the title is from the Lovesong of J Alfred Prufrock by TS Eliot. Panda and Jess were lovely enough to beta this for me <3
idk this happened

so then whatever this is, happened.
below the cut is rushed unrealistic Blaine anger and something that almost counts as sex.
Word Count: 7000+
Warnings: It’s essentially just porn.
Summary: Blaine is a jerk in a suit who works behind a desk and needs a new secretary. It’s a good thing Kurt is perfect for the job.
So this sort of leads on from The Neck Thing, but not really. Basically Chris kinda likes being bitten, and when Darren finds out I’m sure you can imagine his response. Because I like biting and fics where these two make out.
Unbetad because I’m fearless and also lazy.
because I’ve been listening to it on repeat and couldn’t NOT write a Smooth Criminal fic, and I’m testing my hetero writing skills idk.
Title: Yearning
Word Count: 5000
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In which Blaine stumbles around his own head for a while, before deciding that he does want to have sex with Kurt. First time sex, and a ridiculous amount of fluff.
hahahah so those photos of Darren inspired some talk about his neck and then I wrote this. It’s quick and about as sexy as it can get without any actual sex but basically Darren really has a neck kink, and Chris just happens to find out.
Word Count: 7000
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Blaine died when he was nineteen years old, so why has he come back to life to find himself watching over a blind Kurt Hummel, in Dalton Psychiatric Hospital?
Warnings: insanity, murder, attempted rape, suicide, character death, everything bad you can think of woops I’m sorry.
Inspired by the image of Chris Colfer in the cheerleading costume and for some reason the idea of him dancing to Sexyback.
Word Count: 3000ish
Warnings: drinking, rimming, intercural, mentions of breathplay and gags.
Summary: They’re drunk and on set. What else is there to do but break into the wardrobe department and dress up?
it’s unbetad and probably full of typos
Because I can, and I had a craving.
Here there be porn.
Teacher!Klaine: In which Kurt Hummel does what he can to get what he wants. Companion to “Who Taught You To Use Your Hands”
And then Blaine was talking and fuck, his voice was better than anything Kurt had dreamt up in his wild nights. Blaine was hoarse and delicious and almost purring as he pressed the point of a black marker into the space below Kurt’s collarbone, and he was whispering the tantalising phrases that had chased around Kurt’s mind for the past week.
Word Count: 7000
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Blaine Anderson is a professional. Which means he does not have inappropriate thoughts about his students, and he most certainly does not act on them
Warnings: teacher/student relationship, far too much of Blaine’s inner monologue