So Darren’s backstage at Trevor Live and he’s walking down the corridor all innocent and unsuspecting and waiting to go on stage and sing and then a hand grabs his tie and yanks him into the toilets and presses him against the closed door

And then Chris is kissing down his throat and raking his hands through Darren’s hair, twisting and pulling and wrenching his head backwards, pulling Darren’s collar and tie open with his teeth and biting against his collar bone

Darren bucks his hips and Chris presses a thigh between his for him to rut against, pushing two fingers into Darren’s mouth to muffle his moans because fuck Darren’s always so fucking vocal and they can hear people walking past not two feet away and Darren’s biting his fingers and sucking and rubbing his tongue around them until Chris groans into his neck, mouth running wet and slippery up to suck under his ear, thumbs pressing into the back of his neck and fingers still curled into his hair.

“I missed you.”

Darren makes a noise around his hand that might be Chris or might be fuck and he grabs Chris’s face, kissing his once, hard and messy and biting his lips and pulling their bodies flush together for only a second, and then he hears Dianna’s voice saying his name on stage and Chris whimpers desperately into his mouth before pulling away

“Go get them rock star,” he says with a wink and Darren grins and rubs his thumb across Chris’s lips for just a second, Chris leaning into the touch before he vanishes out of the door and onto the stage

And thus the mystery of Darren’s crazy hair during It’s Not Unusual was solved.