From this new and intimate perspective, she learned a simple, obvious thing she had always known, and everyone knew: that a person is, among all else, a material thing, easily torn, not easily mended.
Eyebrow game is strong tonight
Kinda wanna punch you in the face, kinda wanna suck your dick
aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall
9 hours of sleep and I feel human again
remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop
The new, patented, Mary Berry Cake Baking Failure Rating System. Running from the ubiquitous 'It's a little bit dry', right through to the death-knell of shop-bought fondant, Mary has an expression for any baking malady.
Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything
So I spent two hours wiring plugs and sockets the other day that was cool also I’m now a fully qualified first aider hollah
Hey I’m sorry I’ve been so MIA recently turns out drama school is super busy who knew but I’m Slowly getting into the swing of it I think
Please, just tell me, who are we to each other?